on the neurology of the french

As I have said before and will probably say again (and again, and again, and again...) Europeans have bigger brains that us. How, you ask, do I know this? well, they have to have bigger brains in order to remember all the feminines and masculines and different conjugations. (I also know that they have bigger brains because they didn't elect a president who entered a war without UN support to save his own skin, and, as an afterthought, the Iraqis.)

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