Yet another post on why the french have bigger brains

as the bridesmaid it is my duty to tell you that my computer is in love. as you can probably tell from the card, it's a mac, but he has realized that her PC-ness is just one of the many amazing things that make her who she is. They met, obviously, over the internet, and it was love at first web-site. Even though the happy couple is not yet married they have picked out a lovely desk that they, and hopefully lots of little motherboards, can share. l'amour l'amour, toujours l'amour

I think that the above card, written by yours truly only serves to further my argument that the French have bigger brains. Who else would be socially conscious enough to create an e-card especially for computers? The rest of the world has ignored this rapidly growing ethnic minority,but not the French. the U.S. should follow their example because inanimate objects, like rainbows and coconuts and parking meters and computers, deserve to be represented too. They have a voice, let it be heard! Power to the objects!!!

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