status messagess

as you may be aware gmail lets you come up with your own status message. I thought that some of them were just dying to be posted, and today I have nothing better to write about, so here they are. ( of course i want to protect my friends from creepy stalker people so i will be using fake names. friend one will be fifi2, fifi one is my pet marshian. My second friend will be named tinkerbelle2, i don't think that i need to explain who tinkerbelle one is.)

• tinkerbelle2's new status message - I think that actually, moon pies are from SATURN'S moons, not earth's. and besides, who thought to call it a moon anyway?? It sounds like this big rock is flashing Earth its butt or something!!! And that's just NOT RIGHT!

• fifi2's new status message - here. It's a status message. If only i could make it longer, that way i could beat tinkerbelle2's uber long message about pie or sumthing. I like pie. I lie a lot, i lie and i cry a lot, pie a lot, cry a lotttttttt 4:39 PM

• tinkerbelle2's new status message - fifi2 is totally ripping me off by stealing my long status messages. This is wrong because fifi2 is just jealous of me and my amazing...um...foot! It is a very pretty foot and she has told me so before. I know my foot is pretty but i dont have to let others know im jealous of them

• theauthor's new status message is - tinkerbelle2 and and fifi2's long status messages are starting to creep me out. i mean, its a status message, not a book. but tinkerbelle2 and fifi2 apperantly are trying to write a book. if they did write a book i wonder what it would be called, probably something like "why emo flute players rock", or something weird like that. to go back to a previous point a status message should be a breif and consice summing up of what you are doing and how much it sucks, for example mine should be : waiting for the UPS dude, it really sucks

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