I am beginning to get the feeling that most library patrons would like to chase out anyone wearing flip-flops with pitchforks and torches. "how", you ask, "would someone get such an impression?" I don't know the exactly what my brain did to give me the impression, but I sure did get it. When I was walking around the library today with my flip-flops (yesterday, march first, officially ushered in slip-flop season) and I kept on getting the (duhn-duhn-duhn-duuuuuuuuuuuuhn) EVIL GLARE OF SHAME! needless to say, no human can exist for long under those conditions, so after a few few tries at browsing in the more heavily populated areas of the library I loudly and obtrusively flip-flopped over to the no-man's land that is the non-fiction and research section and remained there for the remainder of my visit.
C'EST MA VIE
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