Angelina +maddox+ Brad+ zahara+ shilo+pax=?

that well know combination Brangelina has recently ventured to Vietnam to adopt a fourth child, little Pax Thien Jolie. Why? i have no idea, but as usual i have several theories, and, as usual, i will share them with you, my adoring public.

• Hollywood's newest promotion deal: adopt a kid from these five countries and win a front page spot in these five tabloids! even a serious celebrity like Angelina couldn't resist a deal like that, in fact collecting kids has now become her hobby. So keep on going going Angelina, one more kid and its page 1 for you.
• Its the latest souvenir craze: why bring back a mass produced chotchke when you can have your own one-of-a-kind toddler! available in orphanages everywhere! As an added bonus the toddlers are also your own mannequins, to be dressed in whatever haute couture you choose.
• studies have shown that when media coverage is flagging the quickest way to boost it is to have a baby. however, if post-birth weight gain is a concern you can just adopt one.
• Their adoption of a baby is just another way that they are trying to politically active. the new baby will mean that they will have to hire more nannies, drivers, diaper-changers, baby-food mixers etc. The creation of this entourage will mean the creation of thousands of new jobs, and therefore revitalize the economy. How's that for politically active.
  

Disclaimer: i do support Brangelina's advocacy on behalf of under privileged countries but their whirlwind adoptions just beg to be made fun of. But at least because use of their actions a few more children will be able to experience having their own team of servants. sorry, that just slipped out, i really do support them. Really.

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